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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:03 am 
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Yes, but I find Scientology the funniest one to hear about.

So it's the biggest joke of them all for me.

Our apologies to Tom Cruise.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:41 am 
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Whoa, wait, what? When did this turn into picture thread?

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:44 am 
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@Erina: You're very pretty.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:35 am 
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Whoa, wait, what? When did this turn into picture thread?

Since I decided to sexy it up. Also the message of the day is....

Coconut.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:43 am 
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Erina wrote:
Ro Wong wrote:
Yes, but I find Scientology the funniest one to hear about.

So it's the biggest joke of them all for me.

Our apologies to Tom Cruise.


He can go suck it. I won't give him anything; that whiny, insecure little fruit.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:10 am 
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Bruder bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime,
His sister had anudder one she paid it for de lime.

She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up.
She put de lime in de coconut, she drank 'em bot' up
She put de lime in de coconut, she call de doctor, woke 'im up,

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Name: Belinda (Bellie for short, maybe even Bells) Evelyn Lyndorf

Age: 21

Sex: Female

Appearance: (Image)
With light blue-grey colored eyes that look like the afternoon sky just before a summer rainstorm, long (natural) light-colored strawberry blonde hair that reaches her bottom rib, and pale skin with few freckles, she is an unusual piece of DNA. She's about 5'8" and is a little underweight for her height, not that it shows in her appearance. She never paints her nails, and the makeup she wears is minimal; she likes the 'almost natural' look best. She has the 'innocent while managing to look quite attractive' look, with a tasteful amount of cleavage in civilian-wear, and small hands and feet. As for piercings, she has three cartilage piercings, to on her right ear and one on her left, a navel piercing and a horizontal tongue piercing near the tip of her tongue. She doesn't have any tattoos, but plans on getting a few later on.

Clothing: Outside of her suit, her clothing is regular civilian-wear, with the exception of her hat, which is of militia-make. The usual outfit is layered aeropostale, fitch, and mossimo brand-name clothing, and some beanie-type hat or other. She also tends to wear different scarves and gloves, depending on what she feels like at the moment. As per jewelry, it tends to be minimal, a plain barbell for the cartilage, navel and tongue piercings, and colored studs for the lower lobe piercings. She usually has a necklace of some sort on, but never any rings or bracelets, they might get in the way.

Personality: She's bright and cheery, nothing that you'd suspect of a sniper, but once she's put into a bad situation, or one that requires the most severity, she will calm down and put on her serious face until the job's done. She's child-like with an effervescent optimism that is almost impossible to change. She also has the habit of getting songs stuck in her head and singing them under her breath or humming them and playing with her piercings in public. She doesn't have a very active sense of dignity (i.e. the scratching/messing with her piercings in public, singing random songs, etc). While she's old enough to drink, she's one who abstains from smoking or drinking; anything that changes her ability to make decisions and whatnot. When she's behind the gun, she's serious, goal-driven and very competitive. If there's anything that she takes pride in, it would be her ability to snipe.

Skills: She's excellent at running and her speed is almost unparalleled. Also, she excels at hiding and sniping.

Background: She's an only child who hasn't been through as much as some (Many deaths in the family, etc), but what happened in her life affected her deeply(such as family illnesses, school, etc.). While growing up in her younger years, she was always participating in soccer and karate, but as she got older, her interests leaned towards long-distance running, and the whole track & field thing. Since she was so dedicated to her academics and athletics, this meant that she didn't have much time for socializing outside of school and her sports. Surprisingly, this didn't hinder her social development, but it did create a need to please others and increase her competitive nature. When she did have free time, she played manhunt and other hide-and-go-seek type games, that, as she grew older, upgraded to paint-ball guns, BB-guns and her father decided to take her to 'the range', as he called it. He taught her how to take her time in aiming and shooting the target, and that with the right gun, you could hit almost anything. He taught her this mostly to protect herself should she be in a dangerous situation and have a gun at her disposal. He had a hint here and there about where her interests were taking her in life, but ignored them, thinking that these activities were just 'hobbies' and nothing to be concerned about.

Her whole life, she was always trying to please somebody. In her younger-high school years, she was trying to please her parents with her grades, her coaches and teammates with her times/throw distances, and she did very little to please herself aside from reading. In school, her worst subject was advanced math and the advanced physics, because of all the formulas.

As she turned 21, she graduated from college and made it a point to get noticed by recruiters. Her parents didn't like this, but once they saw how determined she was to do this, they supported her. Finally, she was actively recruited for Project EPSILON because she's a sharp-shooter who was quickly found to have 'eagle-eyes'(able to see both very far and to notice things quickly), and the skills to become a potentially excellent sniper.

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Name: I.Y.F. II (In Your Face the 2nd, also I'm Your Frankenstein.)

Type: Scout

Physical Description:The I.Y.F. II is a Frankenstein of older scout sirens and their leftover parts. Most of the parts are from the I.Y.F the first that were 'recycled' and combined with parts of other crashed or the leftover bits of units that were retired. As there are many different parts that make up this siren, it takes a little elbow-grease to keep it up to par with what's expected of it.

Specs:
Max Speed: 65 mph
Strength: Medium
Defense: Medium-Low
Agility: High

Weapons: SCOUT:

Barrett M82
The M82 is a recoil-operated, semi-automatic anti-materiel rifle developed by the American Barrett Firearms Manufacturing company. A heavy SASR (Special Application Scoped Rifle), it is used by many units and armies around the world. It is also called the "Light Fifty" for its .50 caliber BMG (12.7 mm) chambering. The weapon is found in two variants—the original M82A1 (and A3) and the bullpup M82A2.

She added her own little touch to this rifle by doodling some flowers and swirly designs all over the gun with nail polish and some random paints she found.

Specs:
Rate of fire: 10
Weight: 14Kg
Effective range: 1800m
Magazine capacity: 10
Barrel length: 730mm
Length: 1450mm
Caliber: .50 BMG

H&K MP5
Lightweight, with a good ammunition capacity, the MP5 throws out round bursts at a devastating rate of fire. It's positive traits are balanced out by its negative ones, though: the weapon is less precise than other, larger and more stable firearms, and its rapid firing means your ammo is quickly depleted.
The MP5 is currently one of the most widely used submachine guns in the world, having been adopted by numerous military, law enforcement, intelligence and security organizations.

She added her own personal touch to this gun as well by adding a pikachu cell phone charm to the handle...She thinks it's cute.

Specs:
Rate of fire: 800
Weight: 3Kg
Effective range: 200m
Magazine capacity: 30
Barrel length: 225mm
Length: 680mm
Caliber: 9x19mm Parabellum

Emergency Firearm: Beretta M9
A widely available "jack-of-all-trades" pistol used by everyone from gangbangers to generals, the M9 is a lightweight, semi-automatic handgun with a short effective range but quick rate of fire, average ammunition capacity, standard reloading time, and regular damage capability.

This is the one weapon in her arsenal that has yet to be "pimped".

Specs:
Rate of fire: As fast as the user can pull the trigger
Weight: 1,1Kg
Effective range: 50m
Magazine capacity: 15
Barrel length: 125mm
Length: 217mm
Caliber: 9x19mm Parabellum[/quote]

Explosives: Image M26 Hand Grenades, and Image M69 (impact only) hand grenades. She likes to draw little smiley faces on the hand grenades, as it makes them seem more 'friendly'.

Theme song: Journey- Separate Ways(Worlds Apart)

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 12:58 pm 
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@Akaine: Because who could resist this face.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:00 pm 
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I could....
















Oh who am I kidding? I want to tap that so badly

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:16 pm 
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By the way, Asmo I need you to PM a link to where I can download the Wakfu episodes. All these youtube videos have piqued my interest.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:20 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:04 pm 
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Muhahaha another falls prey to the allure of French animations!

PM sent and sent!

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:08 pm 
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Muhahaha another falls prey to the allure of French animations!

PM sent and sent!

God those french voices are annoying.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:10 pm 
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I don't find them annoying at all... a lot better than squeaky Japanese voices, or the horrible monotone American voices

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 3:55 pm 
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Agreed, English voice actors tend to disappoint, with a few exceptions such as Johnny Young Bosch or Brad Swaile.

I've just never had much love for the French language I suppose.

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DEAR LORD THIS IS AWESOME!!!!


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:14 pm 
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Told you... I've told everybody

Just wait till you get about halfway, then it really picks up ;D

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:17 pm 
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I have noticed that Yugo's reaction to various situations so far has seemed odd. Case in point:

   *Dad was turned into a vegetable.*

Yugo: *Virtually unfazed*   


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:19 pm 
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Yeah he has some pretty strange reactions from time to time... it does get better further on

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:04 pm 
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Asmodai wrote:
Whoa, wait, what? When did this turn into picture thread?

The hell? Considering how many other things this thread has turned into?? XD

I now want to see your beautiful face, Asmo. =3

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:26 pm 
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Now how could I possibly say no to such a nice lady?

I need to stop taking these at night

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Now how could I possibly say no to such a nice lady?

I need to stop taking these at night

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED!!!


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@Akaine: Because who could resist this face.

Not your girlfriend.

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@Akaine: Because who could resist this face.

Not your girlfriend.

I'm still nervous about proposing tomorrow night. ^^"


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 7:29 pm 
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Tomorrow? Tell me how it goes! You'll be fine dude, just don't vomit on her.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:24 pm 
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You should have someone record it for posterity.



The proposal, not any vomiting, just to clarify.

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