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A joke thread-Because threre's more to life
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Tuor
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Location: Richmond, Canada
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 Re: A joke thread-Because threre's more to life A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.
However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied,
'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.'
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Mathias
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Re: A joke thread-Because threre's more to life I can't help but smirk.
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Blood Lord
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Re: A joke thread-Because threre's more to life Got another joke from a friend, via text.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Mathias
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Re: A joke thread-Because threre's more to life What a bitch.
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k_money516
Joined: Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:38 pm
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Location: Long Island, N.Y.
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Re: A joke thread-Because threre's more to life  That was pretty funny.
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k_money516
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Re: A joke thread-Because threre's more to life My brother told me this the other day:
A bus full of ugly people die. They all go to heaven. God grants them all one wish.
The 1st person wished to be beautiful. The 2nd and 3rd person also wished to be beautiful.
Everyone else wished for this, up to the last person, who was cracking up.
God asked " What's so funny?"
He said " I wish for everyone to be ugly again."
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